You said you want a chair your kid can’t rock back onto two legs, you never said you wanted it to be attractive.

Check the room for prints, I have a feeling there’s a big one nearby.

Found by:

Emerald63

Via: Arch Daily

Shop Vac and Chair just had a deep talk. SV has decided that this relationship is just a little too one-sided with all this I-clean-the-dust-off-of-you-but-what-do-I-get. It’s tough on Chair.

I mean, maybe some people like things that are literally the worst.

Found by:

lupinesangre

Via: Craigslist

Chair was so scared the propane tanks would explode, he peed himself. So dechairinizing.

Chair enjoys a nice sunset at the beach. It’s been a hard week, let’s all take a deep, chair-like breath.

It’s nice of you to visit chair now that he’s been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.

Uli is a real modern rocker.

In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.

Someday they’ll let Chair sit at the grownups’ table. Someday.

Found by:

commodorefan

Via: Real Estate Australia