Shop Vac and Chair just had a deep talk. SV has decided that this relationship is just a little too one-sided with all this I-clean-the-dust-off-of-you-but-what-do-I-get. It’s tough on Chair.

Chair enjoys a nice sunset at the beach. It’s been a hard week, let’s all take a deep, chair-like breath.

It’s nice of you to visit chair now that he’s been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.

Uli is a real modern rocker.

In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.

Someday they’ll let Chair sit at the grownups’ table. Someday.

Found by:

commodorefan

Via: Real Estate Australia

Chair must have done something really bad this time. It takes a lot for the chain to come out. Just say you’re sorry, Chair!

Found by:

jreeming_jragonz

Sure we always went drinking down by the river in my day. We just weren’t stupid enough to go swimming in the dark when we were drunk.

Chair, I hope you’re wearing your seatbelt!

Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It’s just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.

Found by:

GreatfulDread

Via: Crye*Leike