
“Chair and cousin Chair have found a large white snake,” writes BJ. “They have captured and paralyzed it and are carrying it home. Who knows what they’ll do with it?”
Found by: BJ
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“Chair and cousin Chair have found a large white snake,” writes BJ. “They have captured and paralyzed it and are carrying it home. Who knows what they’ll do with it?”
Found by: BJ

What are you rebelling against, Chair?
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I know Chair’s always going on about how Burning Chair is such a life-changing experience, full of freedom and self expression and art and tribal community. But I always decline Chair’s invitations to head out there with all the Chairs; I just don’t want to see that many speeded-out Chairs, no matter how much chicken-wire and papier-mâché they wrap themselves in.
Found by: KT

Reader: I got a question. If you know so much about life, how come you’re here at like the Quik Stop on a Saturday morning completely alone by the Dumpster with no tables anywhere?
Chair: By choice, man.
Found by: Laurel

OK AND NOW I’M GOING TO PUT ALL THE BLUE THINGS IN THIS ROOM
DONE
NOW I’M GOING TO GATHER ALL THE BROWN THINGS IN THE HOUSE AND PUT THEM IN THE BEDROOM
WHAT
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY
NO, I DIDN’T ACCIDENTALLY TAKE A DOUBLE DOSE OF MY ADHD MEDS, WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT
COME ON COME ON COME ON HELP ME LIFT THIS BED I THINK IT WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THE KITCHEN
LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO
WHEEEEEE

Don’t worry, Startled Box. Chair will take care of you.
Loveliest comment, by Boo Radley: I think that, just out of camera frame, is a stack of brand new, never-been-folded, never-been-taped boxes, fresh from U-Haul. Beside that stack is a man and a woman busy folding, tucking, and taping. It’s like box “stag films,” and is shocking to Little Box, but Adolescent box back there sure is sporting a *huge* grin.