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Crikey, It’s Chairturday!

Jun. 11, 2011

funny real estate - Crikey, It's Chairturday!

Crikey! We’re in luck, mate — we’ve spotted two of the biggest, gnarliest Chairs we’ve ever seen! Let’s see if we can get any closer. Quiet, now. We don’t want to scare the little blokes. Shhh, shhh… Oh! The little sweethearts have bolted, off to the wild.

Found by: kilativ

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Chairturday: Who Killed Chair?

Jun. 4, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday: Who Killed Chair?

Oh no, what a sad Chairturday today is. Or maybe Chair’s doing SEAL training? Does Chair have fire in the gut? Would Chair ever leave a Chair behind? Hooyah!

Found by: Shanter

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Chairs! You’re Letting the Flock Wander!

May. 28, 2011

funny real estate - Chairs! You're Letting the Flock Wander!

Sorry, Chairs, but shepherds don’t get weekends off. Back to work!

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Mayaraschad

Via: Greece

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Chairs are Pacifists, Leave Them Out of This

May. 21, 2011

Funny Real Estate - Chairs are Pacifists, Leave Them Out of This

Oh, Anteater, what did Chair and Chair ever do to you? Chair stands for all things backyard, all things relaxing, all things lawnmower beer. Chair and Chair — just get up and walk away.

(Previous Hopper, for those who come here to learn about early- to mid-20th century American realist painters. And you might as well; it’s not like there’s another daily humor blog on the topic.) (Unless there is, and if there is link plz.)

Loveliest comment, by Nana: So much for quiet desperation.

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Chairturday! Chair at the Airport

May. 14, 2011

funny real estate - Someone Get Chair a Burger, He's Wasting Away!

Chair has opted for the backscatter screening. Yes, it’s intrusive and unpleasant, but so is having TSA agents run their rubber-gloved hands over your arms, legs, back, and seat (unless you like that sort of thing, in which case it’s trusive and pleasant).

Loveliest comment, by JMixx (sorry, sorry): Wait…that’s not a full-body scan! Chair! For heaven’s sake, eat something! Thinner is not always prettier, and anorexia is dangerous to your health!

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Chairtuday! Chair Performs May Day Rituals

May. 7, 2011

funny real estate - Boxing Chairlena: Straight to DVD

Oh look! Chair was out celebrating May Day. But where are Chair’s legs? Did Chair lend them to a passing Morris dancer?

Found by: M. Stark

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BREAKING NEWS, CHAIR CATEGORY

May. 2, 2011

funny real estate - BREAKING NEWS, CHAIR CATEGORY

Chair is… a Pakistani soldier?

Found by: Kitty. Too urgent to wait for Chairturday.

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