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Reader: I got a question. If you know so much about life, how come you’re here at like the Quik Stop on a Saturday morning completely alone by the Dumpster with no tables anywhere?
Chair: By choice, man.
Found by: Laurel
OK AND NOW I’M GOING TO PUT ALL THE BLUE THINGS IN THIS ROOM
DONE
NOW I’M GOING TO GATHER ALL THE BROWN THINGS IN THE HOUSE AND PUT THEM IN THE BEDROOM
WHAT
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY
NO, I DIDN’T ACCIDENTALLY TAKE A DOUBLE DOSE OF MY ADHD MEDS, WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT
COME ON COME ON COME ON HELP ME LIFT THIS BED I THINK IT WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THE KITCHEN
LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO
WHEEEEEE
Don’t worry, Startled Box. Chair will take care of you.
Loveliest comment, by Boo Radley: I think that, just out of camera frame, is a stack of brand new, never-been-folded, never-been-taped boxes, fresh from U-Haul. Beside that stack is a man and a woman busy folding, tucking, and taping. It’s like box “stag films,” and is shocking to Little Box, but Adolescent box back there sure is sporting a *huge* grin.
It’s good to see Chair keeping in touch with Picnic Table while Picnic Table is in the hoosegow. Remember: pieces of furniture are more than their worst deeds.
Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons, who should be ashamed of herself: Picnic table got arrested for showing his wood in public.
Sometimes Chair gets lonely, waiting for Chairturday to roll around.
“I know it’s only 98 degrees here, but the humidity makes it feel more like 115,” said Chair, bursting into flames.
Loveliest comment, by Angel: Poor Chair. This will require extensive plastic surgery.
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