Lovely Listing

Make your friends' day! Share this!

Archive for the 'chairturday' Category

Chairtuday! Chair is Preparing Chair’s Stump Speech

Apr. 9, 2011

funny real estate - Chair is Preparing His Stump Speech

Oh, Chair. I thought I knew you. But then you decide to run for office and you change. You get all “I’m just a simple wooden chair, hand-carved out in some small town in some rural state…”

Chair! It’s okay! Be yourself. There’s no shame in being a white plastic Chair. Be proud of your travels, your fame, your ubiquity. Chair 2012!

Found by:

sixonefive72

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 17 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Chairturday! Spread The Word!

Apr. 2, 2011

funny real estate - Spread The Word!

Awww. I Chair U 2.

Found by: theladybug

Loveliest comment, by shrapnel: International Chair University! An official edifice for Chairs to gather and study paths of higher learning. Bravo, Chair!

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 5 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Chairturday! Chair Serves the Country as a Tower Guard

Apr. 2, 2011

white plastic chair - Chair Serves His Country as a Tower Guard

“‘Travel, see the world,’ he said. ‘You’ll probably get posted to Hawaii,’ he said. ‘Quit any time you like,’ he said. ‘Basic Training is a piece of cake,’ he said…”

Loveliest comment, by Nana: Rachairzel, Rachairzel, let down your … uh …..

Found by: Unknown

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 5 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Chairturday! Chair Needs to Get a Job

Mar. 26, 2011

funny real estate - Chair Really Needs to Find a Job

Too much party last night, Chair?

Found by: Charles

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 12 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Union Regulation Break Time For Chair

Mar. 19, 2011

funny real estate - Union Regulation Break Time For Chair

Rest periods of short duration, running from 5 minutes to about 20 minutes, are common for Chairs. They promote the efficiency of the Chair and are customarily paid for as working time. They must be counted as hours worked. Compensable time of rest periods may not be offset against other working time such as compensable waiting time or on-call time. (Chair v. Greinetz, 235 F. 2d 621, 13 W.H. Cases 3 (C.A. 10, 1956); Chair v. Consolidated Steel Corp., Ltd., 61 F. Supp. 996 (S.D. Cal. 1945))

Loveliest comment, by Silliyak: “They also serve who only sit and wait”

Found by: Chloe

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 12 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Chairs: Guardians of Saplings Everywhere!

Mar. 12, 2011

funny real estate - Chairs: Protectors of Saplings Everywhere!

Chairs send their best protective wishes to their cousins in Japan.

Loveliest comment, by Silliyak: This is a blatant misuse of TARP funds by unscrupulous chairs. (Yes they exist)

Found by: Unknown

Via: Ross

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 7 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Chairturday! Chair Explores the Simpler Life

Feb. 26, 2011

funny real estate - Chair Explores the Simpler Life

Hurray! Chair is coming with me! We got a little convoy, blogging through the night…

Found by: Robyn

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 5 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Newsletter Sign-up