It’s nice of you to visit chair now that he’s been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.

“Okay, let’s put up a cross to keep the eeevil spirits out. Well, maybe one more, the first one might not work. How about this one? This one? Maybe this one will do it… Oh, screw it, nail them all up there. Done!”

Found By: Vance B

Loveliest comment (excerpt), by Land of shimp: “I can’t help but think, ‘EEEEEK! What the hell does that one wall do in the dead of night?!?’”