
The only way they could numb themselves to the pain of Harry’s memory was to drink it away.
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The only way they could numb themselves to the pain of Harry’s memory was to drink it away.
Found by: Unknown

I don’t need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let’s never speak of it again.
Found by: Crazy Cat Lady
By: Not Sara, Sorry

My dad had an ill-fated attempt at collecting wine corks when I was in high school. (probably drinking to dull the pain of dealing with my surly teenage self.) Every couple weeks my mom and I would empty out half of his collection and toss them. He never did get to make that giant repurposed corkboard.
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All I can think of is the poor person who has to dust it. Each leaf, individually caressed with a Swiffer.
*achoo*
Anyway, if I went to this listing’s open house I’d be so tempted to sneak in little… special bits of foliage. Maybe pick up some nice vines from the Lost prop sale, for example, or see if I can find a cheery Triffid or two. Maybe a nice wreath of poison ivy for the cranky bust over on the right?

P.S. Look! It’s Chair’s Italian-Canadian cousins!
Found By: Jennifer G
Loveliest comment, by Linnee: This house is perfect for a Hyacinth Bucket (boo-kay) Indoor-Outdoor Candlelight Supper!

Overheard daily in homes across our great nation: “Honey? Have you seen my Garfield? No, not the one in the ‘I LOVE LASAGNA’ T-shirt, my other Garfield. You know, the one with the orange fur? And black stripes? No, no, not the one with suction cups on his paws for attaching to car windows, the other Garfield. The one with half-closed eyes. Yeah, I looked under the sofa, but all I found was three Garfield coffee mugs, a Garfield key chain, and a roll of Garfield wrapping paper. Damn it, and now I’m going to be late to work. One of these days we really have to get all these Garfields organized. I tell you, it’ll help when we sell the house: everyone wants a Garfield room.”
(Found By: Ashley M, who made my son’s day because he’s about as big of a Garfield fan as you can find. If only there was Garfield Lego — man, that would be the best thing ever. Disturbingly, I was drinking tea from a Garfield “VOTE REPUBLICAN” mug when I saw this listing. It’s my son’s, I swear.)
Loveliest comment, by Charlie Cornelius: That’s creepy. How can anyone be so obsessed with something. All that wasted shelf space. There could be books on those. Hundreds and hundreds of books, stiff hardbacks, pliant softbacks, shiny, delicately scented… What? What?