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Smokin Deal

Apr. 22, 2010

Funny Real Estate - Smokin Deal

Some people might think that if you’re trying to sell a house, you should have more than one photo in the listing. Some people also think that if you insist on going with just one photo, you should put the fire out before pulling out the camera. But those people are wrong.

No, wait. I mean right. Those people are right.

(Chair has rushed to do what Chair can, but some things are beyond Chair — after throwing a damp rag over the mailbox to save it from any spreading flames, Chair gave up and told Chair’s friends to save themselves.)

Found by: Melinda

Loveliest comments:
robyn: Both of the Chairs look like they’ve got some special ornamentation on the back of then–could they perhaps be cajun French Chairs?

Steven: No. That’s “boss with big bonuses and a house in a gated community” chair that employs chair, who reluctantly came with his wife to chair’s impromptu non-work related company BBQ at chair’s house to show that he isn’t always an anal, angry guy. They’re feeling quite uncomfortable now since the blue-collar clique stays tightly knitted beside the smoker, creating a social circle with little room for boss chair to get a word in without feeling awkward about his statement.

Funny Real Estate - Smokin Deal

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Needs More Brown

Mar. 17, 2010

Funny Real Estate - Needs More Brown
Funny Real Estate - Needs More Brown
Funny Real Estate - Needs More Brown

This isn’t so awful, right? Dated, but I have a weakness for ’70s decor… or I did, until the thought crossed my mind that maybe all this was originally white and it’s just covered with decades of cigarette smoke.

Found by: Lori
Funny Real Estate - Needs More Brown

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