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Somebody Forgot to Put Their Toys Away….

Feb. 17, 2011

What? Lots of people have scented candles in their bathrooms. I don’t see the appeal myself, as then the bathroom just smells like bathroom and a greeting-card store, but…

Oh.

Loveliest comment, by mudslicker: Looks like Renuzit has come out with a new variety of air freshener dispenser. I believe this scent is called Chocolate Surprise! from their spring Phallic Collection.

Found by: azc, who cleverly took a screenshot before the listing was edited and came up with the headline.

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Oh Vegas, Thank Goodness No One Here Has a Gag Reflex

May. 13, 2010

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You know what? It’s been a long time since we had an OH MY GOD HOW DID THAT EVEN GET IN THE TOILET? AND WHY DID THE REAL ESTATE AGENT TAKE A PHOTO OF IT? AND WHY IS IT IN THE LISTING? AND HOW SHOULD I LIVE MY LIFE TO MAKE SURE I NEVER SEE THIS IN REAL LIFE? sort of post, the kind there used to be so many of here. So, here you go! My new LOLcat overlord picked a doozy! But good news — in the two years I’ve been doing this I finally sort of maybe figured out how to do it as a thumbnail, so you don’t have to click on it if you don’t want to.

Let me repeat that. You don’t have to click on it.

There is no reason to.

It’s gross.

Don’t do it.

I’m slightly ashamed that I even put this post up. My mom reads this blog, you know.

The air around here is 99% pollen and I can barely think. But one more time: You don’t have to click on it.

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<—- WARNING: WEIRDER THAN YOU THINK

Lovely Listing: We Look So You Don’t Have To

Found by: Nina

Loveliest comment, by Girl in glasses: Calm down everyone–it’s obviously just a set from CSI
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The motorcycle is doing a scene from “Gone with the Wind”

Apr. 23, 2010

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Funny Real Estate - Biker Hideout

My kids are gone for the weekend, and let me just say this house is looking frikkin’ aspirational to me. Par-tay at my place! I’ll bring the Ore Ida products!
Found by: Heidi

Loveliest comment, by mouseanon: Heh…there is nearly identical unit…one house number and a block away…listed at $220,000. You can see what it is supposed to be on that one. This one looks like a flipper got the demolition part done and then was caught in a tuna net…

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Christmas in February

Feb. 9, 2010

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Every Christmas Eve the garbage bags wait patiently in front of the fireplace, hoping to catch a glimpse of Santa Claus. But have they been hefty hefty hefty little garbage bags, or wimpy wimpy wimpy?

Found By: Lori

Loveliest comment, by Angel: Bag in front hopes upon hope for a pretty red twist tie from Santa. Broom leans in hoping to catch a glimpse, and a matching dustpan all her own.

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Barbie's Haunted Mansion — for girls!

Jan. 8, 2010

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Oooooh. OK, yes, it’s clearly haunted and pink and I don’t know which is worse, but ooooh! Let’s go inside, shall we?

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What… what… what happened here? Something nice, right? There was just so much niceness floating in the air from all the nice things that some of the nice sparkles fell on the carpet and turned it had nothing to do with explosive… wait no wait people read this while eating… I mean maybe someone spilled a cup of coffee with great enthusiasm. Let’s go with that.

Funny Real Estate Listing - Barbie's Haunted Mansion

“To be honest, it needs some work, about $30,000 to make it pristine again plus your labor of love” sez the listing, and I presume FLUSHING THE TOILET would be the “labor of love” part.

Let’s see… if I spend $30,000 on the necessary cleaning supplies… well, let’s just take a peek at what I would have to set up my first day in the house:

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scrubby scrubby scrubby scrubby

Found By: Bruce

Loveliest comment, just because I love it when this happens, by Rehab Man: My wife and I are actually buying this house – it’ll be our 19th house we’ve acquired in our Victorian neighborhood. We’re preservationists, and are careful to preserve what’s old while providing modern amenities. This house has some gorgeous woodwork in it from the 1880’s. Unfortunately, it’ll take more than $30,000 to rehab it – the roof alone will be $15k as some one pointed out. At least the furnace works in this horrid winter! I’ve listed our website (www.summitlane.com/1127) so you can follow our progress!

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Enjoy A Relaxing Mud Shower To Exfoliate Your Worries Away

Nov. 19, 2009

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Missed a spot.

Found By: Crystal (edited; had the wrong link earlier)

Loveliest comment: NONE because you all are being really gross. Heh. Poop. Heh.

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You Never Know When You Might Need A Box

Oct. 14, 2009

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The instruction manual to the coffee machine? I think it’s in the garage. Hold on — I’ll go get it. Back in a sec!

Found By: Christy B

P.S. I have now done 1,001 posts, according to my LOLcat overlord. That’s just ridiculous. I choose to believe that she’s wrong, and I’ve just been doing this for a week or two, and it hasn’t overtaken my life in any form at all, and my children still recognize me, and I can step away from the keyboard any time I want, you hear me?

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