If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.
Found by: Erin
Via: www.redfin.com
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Watching Over Your Shoulder
Jan. 24, 2012
Knowing someone is seeing what I’m doing all day keeps me on task. She also helps with the HOV lane.
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PLAY WITH US
Jan. 9, 2012
I don’t need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let’s never speak of it again.
Found by: Crazy Cat Lady
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Such Needy Furniture
Jul. 28, 2011
By: Not Sara, Sorry
God, you are so clingy! Just let me sit in peace!
Found by: Unknown
Via: inspire.2ia.pl
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Come Unto Me, Child
May. 12, 2011
By: Not Sara, Sorry
Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He’ll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.
Found by: Unknown
Via: www.cynical-c.com
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Time Travel House Has Kitchen From The Past But Shower From The Future
Nov. 15, 2009
From the tilted perspective to the baby doll about to sign a contract, that photo leaves me anxious and confused. I shall ignore it and move on to the bathroom. What could possibly be strange about a bathroom. Tum te tum… OH MY GOD!
LOOK AT IT!! LOOOOK!! (Or, as they say on eBay, L00K!!!) It’s Shower 2000! Fortunately I have the manual right here. Let me show you a scan from the Owner’s Guide to Showering in the Future:
I would totally get one, but I wear glasses and can’t even tell my shampoo and conditioner bottles apart when I’m in the shower and I’m afraid I’d accidentally hit the “Post to YouTube” button some morning before I’d had my tea.
Found By: Nathalie
Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons: Manual states: “This shower takes 1.21 gigawatts of AC current. Optional Gallifreyan plug adapter not included. The company is not responsible for injuries incurred at speeds above 88 miles per hour.”
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I'm Not Going In There. I've Seen This Movie…
Nov. 4, 2009
On one hand the City of San Francisco has declared this building to be an official landmark, which is pretty darn cool. And it’s huge and — if we consider this is in San Francisco, where $750,000 gets you this — it’s cheap and the Rolling Stones went to parties there back when they were interesting . But… well, poking around the Interweb reveals at least three porn movies were filmed in this house. I was all set to show you some screenshots proving this, but tell me: do you want to spend the afternoon researching 1970s porn?
You do?
Great! Okay! “User submitted,” that’s our slogan! So, lock your office door, put your phone on mute, and see if you can find John Holmes’ The Swizzle Stick. Also Tea Time (tea time?!?), and The Vixen. Have fun!
Found By: Teri
Loveliest comment, by Vivian: See, my head went to a completely different place on the movie thing. I’m picturing Gene Wilder walking down that hallway bent over double at the tiny, tiny door, and playing on a piano keyboard to open it.
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