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Sep. 16, 2009

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You have:

a splitting headache

a real estate listing

>climb stairs

Very difficult, but you manage to climb as far as the landing. There is a glowing white statue in an alcove. The stairs continue on up into darkness.

>grab statue

Your common sense tells you not to do that.

>grab statue

You’re talking nonsense. Pull yourself together.

>grab statue

You pull on the statue. As it comes loose, there is a deafening roar. A large boulder comes falling down the stairs, headed right towards you.

>run

Did you have a particular direction in mind?

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Found By: Sara L

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Starter Home For Serial Killers?

Sep. 14, 2009

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Oh, God. Don’t let Chair see. They’ve been dismembering furniture. Look! Bits just propped up against the wall, and a stain on the floor — clearly furniture polish, dripping where violence broke out. Why? Why?

Found By: Diane

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Project review meeting

Sep. 14, 2009

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Know what happens when you work for LOLcats, Inc. and you mistakenly say a listing is in New Zealand when actually it’s in the USA? You look up from your desk and find these dolls arranged all around you. You blink and they’re a little bit closer. Blink again — a bit closer — closer still — oh why why why plz hep me

Found by A & B Henry

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Invisible housemates are the best housemates

Sep. 9, 2009

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Tip toe, tip toe, tippy tippy tip toe

Tip

Tip

Tip

Toe

Submitted By: Leslie R. Moved from the spiffy new voting page!

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Stay! And Keep Staying… And Stay. Stay. Stay! Stay.

Aug. 26, 2009

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Well, yes, there’s a dog sitting on the sideboard, which is sort of odd. But it’s a dead dog, and that makes it all okay.

(Found by Leslie. WARNING VERY LOUD MAN SPEAKING VERY LOUDLY IN A LOUD VOICE THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THE ROAD ADVISORIES I LISTEN TO BEFORE DRIVING OVER THE MOUNTAIN PASSES DURING WINTER.)

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If Jeremy Clarkson Wrote Real Estate Listings

Aug. 23, 2009

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“The majority of the basement is covered in black mold and in biblical proportions,” says this listing found by Matt. And I have nothing contumelious to say about it, because they’ve been admirably honest in the description. “Not for the faint of heart or respiratory system!” — well, there’s just no improving that, is there?

So maybe sometimes people do things just right. And we don’t mock them. We just sit back and stare at the mold in awe… and wonder how that house ever ended up submerged in a canal.

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