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Floor Coverings Anonymous can help.

Jul. 25, 2009

Carpet OCD

HELP ME

CAN’T STOP LAYING CARPET

CARPET MUST GO EVERYWHERE

I’VE ALREADY CARPETED THE LIVING ROOM, THE BEDROOMS, THE HALLWAY, AND THE CATS

NOW I MUST CARPET THE BATHROOM

EVERYTHING MUST BE CARPETED

COME BACK HERE

I MUST CARPET YOU

CAAARRRRRPEEEETTTTTT

(Found by Danielle.)

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The half bottle of water should take care of it.

Jul. 22, 2009

That? Oh, that’s just… um… a design accent thingy. Don’t you like how the splatter brings out the brown tones in the wood? The dark rust-colored tones? The bl… um… I mean, the russetness of it all?

(Found by Alicia.)

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