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Do We Need to Hire You a Crew?

Feb. 1, 2012

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I understand that some people are just not very tidy by nature, but can we just get someone in there to take care of this real quick? It makes me all antsy and itchy.

Found by: Paul

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Thank You, Former Tenants

Dec. 22, 2011

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I just want to know HOW a bathtub ends up looking like that. How is that even POSSIBLE?

Found by: Ann

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Bright and Airy

Dec. 20, 2011

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The open floorplan and generous sunlight really highlights the door that hasn’t been painted in about 35 years and has been pushed in the same spot every day. Nothing a little 409 can’t handle!

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Recently Painted You Say?

Oct. 19, 2009

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My husband just came in and asked me what my plans for the day are (I’m writing this on Sunday morning). I told him I was planning on scraping some moss off the roof, putting it in the blender with some buttermilk, mixing it up, and then painting the resulting goop on the cinderblocks I used to build a raised-bed garden last week.

He seemed to think this was an odd response.

Then I said I needed to do Monday morning’s blog post first.

“Maybe you could do something about moss,” sez he. I might have detected a wee touch of sarcasm.

SO THIS POST IS HERE JUST TO SHOW HIM THAT YES,  I CAN DO A POST ABOUT MOSS.

Because look! It’s moss! I’m not the only person who thinks moss is pretty! A real estate agent in New Jersey likes it so much that he or she featured it in the listing for this condo! And wrote that the condo was “freshly painted,” clearly meaning “freshly painted with a moss-and-buttermilk slurry!”

MOSS SMOOTHIE FTW

I’m sorry you all had to witness this.

(Submitted By: Melissa C.)

Loveliest comments, by JMixx and Johanna in exile, need to be seen in context.

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You Never Know When You Might Need A Box

Oct. 14, 2009

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The instruction manual to the coffee machine? I think it’s in the garage. Hold on — I’ll go get it. Back in a sec!

Found By: Christy B

P.S. I have now done 1,001 posts, according to my LOLcat overlord. That’s just ridiculous. I choose to believe that she’s wrong, and I’ve just been doing this for a week or two, and it hasn’t overtaken my life in any form at all, and my children still recognize me, and I can step away from the keyboard any time I want, you hear me?

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