I don’t need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let’s never speak of it again.
Found by: Crazy Cat Lady
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Dollhouse
Mar. 30, 2010
“If you can’t say anything nice, then what the hell are you doing with a blog on the Cheezburger network don’t say anything at all,” yes? Do not comment that it looks like someone painted the walls with melted MAC “Russian Red” lipstick they found in an 1980s time capsule?
They’re looking at me. I can tell. They want to touch me. They want to put their little doll hands in my hair. Please make them stop. Please. Please.
Mmm, a big serving of ectoplasm for dinner. Eat up, kids!
Found by: Cristina
Loveliest comment, by sally: Laugh all you want, but you have no idea how much it costs to wallpaper a bathroom in thinly-sliced wagyu beef.
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Drunken Hallucinations Included
Mar. 19, 2010
Sho my hushband… and he’s a lovely man… so… where was I?
*swigs*
Sho, like I’ve been saying, my husband’s been working long… long… hours lately. And I’ve been home, outnumbered by the shmall children. And maybe — maybe — this is our little secret, right? — maybe I’ve been dipping into the cough syrup a little. What? We’re not supposed to give it to the kiddies anymore but I don’t want to waste it.
*burps a cherry flavored burp*
I think it must be the Robo talking, becaushe I’m seeing teddy bears. Teddy bears dressed up for a hunt. Bearsh hunting foxes. And that would be weird. Too weird for a listhing.
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*snores*
Come back here, my little brown bottle. C’m here. I need you.
Found By: Cindy C
Loveliest comment, by fish eye no miko: No, don’t you see? They dressed as hunters to get into the hunt, then they’re gonna knock out all the hunters and save their little fox friends! They’re destroying the system from INSIDE, man!
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Time Travel House Has Kitchen From The Past But Shower From The Future
Nov. 15, 2009
From the tilted perspective to the baby doll about to sign a contract, that photo leaves me anxious and confused. I shall ignore it and move on to the bathroom. What could possibly be strange about a bathroom. Tum te tum… OH MY GOD!
LOOK AT IT!! LOOOOK!! (Or, as they say on eBay, L00K!!!) It’s Shower 2000! Fortunately I have the manual right here. Let me show you a scan from the Owner’s Guide to Showering in the Future:
I would totally get one, but I wear glasses and can’t even tell my shampoo and conditioner bottles apart when I’m in the shower and I’m afraid I’d accidentally hit the “Post to YouTube” button some morning before I’d had my tea.
Found By: Nathalie
Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons: Manual states: “This shower takes 1.21 gigawatts of AC current. Optional Gallifreyan plug adapter not included. The company is not responsible for injuries incurred at speeds above 88 miles per hour.”
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Project review meeting
Sep. 14, 2009
Know what happens when you work for LOLcats, Inc. and you mistakenly say a listing is in New Zealand when actually it’s in the USA? You look up from your desk and find these dolls arranged all around you. You blink and they’re a little bit closer. Blink again — a bit closer — closer still — oh why why why plz hep me
Found by A & B Henry
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