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Villainous Starter Home

Oct. 8, 2009

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This house can be yours for… three quarter of a million dollars! Bwa ha ha… ha.. ha… *cough cough cough* This makes me wonder. When I bought my house, I had to have a big talk with the insurance company about what kind of wiring it had, where the nearest fire hydrant was, and how many neighboring houses would plunge into ours in the event of a landslide. How do you explain to your insurance agent that your house is, in fact, LOCATED IN THE CONE OF A VOLCANO? How does the conversation go after you say that? I imagine it’s a bit more involved than admitting that you need to give the living room an earthquake retrofit, and that was awkward enough for me.

Found By: Katt T.

And I ask you, because my head is full of phlegm: three quarter of a million? three quarters of a million? three-quarter million? I’ve stared at it too long and now none of them look right. 750 big ones!

Loveliest comment, and it was not easy to chose, by Ruth (excerpt): Caveat aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggggg

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