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A Real Tree Would be too Flammable

Feb. 7, 2012

funny real estate - A Real Tree Would be too Flammable

Fire in a fireplace is overrated. Scraping wax off your pretty, shiny painted floor is way more fun than sweeping up soot anyhow.

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THE FIRE APPROACHES!!

Jan. 11, 2012

funny real estate - THE FIRE APPROACHES!!

Get out, get out quick! The fire, it’s right behind your house! I mean… cliff. What? No, I was totally kidding I swear.

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Wait, No, That Doesn’t Go There

Dec. 29, 2011

funny real estate - Wait, No, That Doesn't Go There

You’re gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it’s-there fireplace.

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Chairturday: Keep Each Other Safe

Dec. 24, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday: Keep Each Other Safe

After a fire in this mosque, at least Chair has Chair for comfort.

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Fire Hazard Like Whoa

Oct. 28, 2011

By: Fleur Planne

funny real estate - Fire Hazard Like Whoa

I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That’s a thing, right?

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Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

May. 13, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Honey, I can’t read my Dwell magazine, can you light some more candles?

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Smokehouse Blues

Apr. 8, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Smokehouse Blues

Oh since my baby left me, I’ve found a new place to dwell, under the old dead oak tree it’s a… walless, drafty fire hazard?

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