
Fire in a fireplace is overrated. Scraping wax off your pretty, shiny painted floor is way more fun than sweeping up soot anyhow.
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Fire in a fireplace is overrated. Scraping wax off your pretty, shiny painted floor is way more fun than sweeping up soot anyhow.
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Get out, get out quick! The fire, it’s right behind your house! I mean… cliff. What? No, I was totally kidding I swear.
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You’re gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it’s-there fireplace.
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After a fire in this mosque, at least Chair has Chair for comfort.
By: Fleur Planne

I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That’s a thing, right?
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By: Not Sara, Sorry

Honey, I can’t read my Dwell magazine, can you light some more candles?
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By: Not Sara, Sorry

Oh since my baby left me, I’ve found a new place to dwell, under the old dead oak tree it’s a… walless, drafty fire hazard?
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