By: Not Sara, Sorry
I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
Found by: Unknown
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Smokin Deal
Apr. 22, 2010
Some people might think that if you’re trying to sell a house, you should have more than one photo in the listing. Some people also think that if you insist on going with just one photo, you should put the fire out before pulling out the camera. But those people are wrong.
No, wait. I mean right. Those people are right.
(Chair has rushed to do what Chair can, but some things are beyond Chair — after throwing a damp rag over the mailbox to save it from any spreading flames, Chair gave up and told Chair’s friends to save themselves.)
Found by: Melinda
Loveliest comments:
robyn: Both of the Chairs look like they’ve got some special ornamentation on the back of then–could they perhaps be cajun French Chairs?
Steven: No. That’s “boss with big bonuses and a house in a gated community” chair that employs chair, who reluctantly came with his wife to chair’s impromptu non-work related company BBQ at chair’s house to show that he isn’t always an anal, angry guy. They’re feeling quite uncomfortable now since the blue-collar clique stays tightly knitted beside the smoker, creating a social circle with little room for boss chair to get a word in without feeling awkward about his statement.
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"Must Look Past The Fire Damage To This Unique, "Silo"-Style" Contempo"
Dec. 22, 2009
Yesterday’s attempt at finding a few minutes of peace and quiet failed, resulting in me being covered in glitter glue and googly eyes.
If you need me today, I’ll be in the silo. please don’t tell my kids
Found By: Nick
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Damn you, you kids and your matches and your fondness for cross-gabled Queen Anne-styled houses!
Jul. 7, 2009
Tired of bored adolescents lighting fires in the empty house, the owners took steps to avoid any further vandalism.
Ha! Just try to set that on fire now, Drunky McTeenerson!
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