
Don’t let me do any drugs in this place. I’ll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
Found by: Unknown
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Don’t let me do any drugs in this place. I’ll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
Found by: Unknown

You’re gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it’s-there fireplace.
Found by: Unknown

You’re a little early, I’m sorry we don’t have any, um, cookies? For you. Would you like some leaves I guess?
Via: www.domain.com.au
By: Not Sara, Sorry

Hey these things used to be explosive, let’s fill it with fire. You don’t have PTSD right? Heh heh JK!
Found by: Unknown
By: Not Sara, Sorry

I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
Found by: Unknown

Even the wallpaper is attempting to flee the carpeted kitchen. Run, wallpaper, run!
(Found By: Daniel C)

I couldn’t live in this house, because I suffer from Anthropomorphisis and every time I walked in the door I would see something like this:

(For those who have not had their morning hot beverage yet: the bottom photo is not from a listing.)