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Aug. 22, 2009

Funny-Real Estate-Photos - Before
I couldn’t live in this house, because I suffer from Anthropomorphisis and every time I walked in the door I would see something like this:

Funny-Real Estate-Photos-After
(For those who have not had their morning hot beverage yet: the bottom photo is not from a listing.)

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The small dresser is for keeping Graham crackers in

Jul. 31, 2009

Make s’mores in bed!

Have heart-to-heart discussions in the intimate conversation nook!

All this could be yours for just US$1,600 a month! Call now! Or not.

(Found by Ashling.)

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Almost, but not quite, lifelike

Jul. 21, 2009

No. Look, I’m sorry, but I’m just not falling for it any more. You put up a listing with photos like these:

And you expect us to believe that Tasmania actually exists? Look at this!

This is so clearly computer-generated. Just give up. It’s just as realistic as New Zealand (which even my browser’s spelling checker knows is made-up.)

Sincerely,
Not Falling For It Any More

(Found by Kelly, who’s probably in on it.)

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Damn you, you kids and your matches and your fondness for cross-gabled Queen Anne-styled houses!

Jul. 7, 2009

Tired of bored adolescents lighting fires in the empty house, the owners took steps to avoid any further vandalism.

Ha! Just try to set that on fire now, Drunky McTeenerson!

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