
Why don’t you ever come to the door? Banging on the window with your forked tongue startles me every time!
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Why don’t you ever come to the door? Banging on the window with your forked tongue startles me every time!
Found by: Unknown

We can fix those shingles! Now dry those tears before the foundation gets saturated and mold starts growing on the basement walls.
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Who keeps throwing birds at my window? Damn kids.
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Via: www.newlaunches.com
By: Not Sara, Sorry

I’ve got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don’t you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!
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Via: pleated-jeans.com

Aww, look! Another happy Countrywide customer, so pleased with their experience that they wrote them a thank you letter.
Note to furriners: Countrywide is pretty much the evilest villain in the American financial crisis. It has the twirliest moustache, the creepiest hunch, the darkest eyebrows. Booo! Hiss!
Found by: SC


Like stained glass? Have I got the house for you!
(Found By: Asta L I highly recommend clicking through to the listing, as it’s astounding. Every single room is this complete. These decorators took a theme and ran with it.)
How helpful! This toilet comes with a handy dandy reminder that, every day at 6:20, it’s time to take a bathroom break. Great for people who spend a bit too much time on the Interwebs and need to be reminded to do things like eat, shower, and change out of their pajamas.