To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you’re not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

Just because you don’t have a floor and there is water damage and creepy lighting and mold and probably lots of crawling things everywhere… okay let’s go now.

…that I didn’t have to sleep in the guest bedroom,

…and that I didn’t have to make Thanksgiving dinner in an operating room,

…that I haven’t yet had to call an emergency plumber (pictured above) on the cloggiest day of the year.

And most of all: I’m thankful for my lovely readers with their excellent comments and amazing finds. Thank you! Mwa! Extra pie all around!

(Note to furriners: today is Thanksgiving, when Americans eat a lot of pie. There’s more to the story, but once you grow out of the handprint turkey stage and into “needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defense” awareness it gets awkward.)

Found By: Mario P

Found by, and by: the Facebook group I just can’t stop stealing from, “For oss som fascineres av bildene på Finn.no.”

On one hand the City of San Francisco has declared this building to be an official landmark, which is pretty darn cool. And it’s huge and — if we consider this is in San Francisco, where $750,000 gets you this — it’s cheap and the Rolling Stones went to parties there back when they were interesting . But… well, poking around the Interweb reveals at least three porn movies were filmed in this house. I was all set to show you some screenshots proving this, but tell me: do you want to spend the afternoon researching 1970s porn?

You do?

Great! Okay! “User submitted,” that’s our slogan! So, lock your office door, put your phone on mute, and see if you can find John Holmes’ The Swizzle Stick. Also Tea Time (tea time?!?), and The Vixen. Have fun!

Found By: Teri

Loveliest comment, by Vivian: See, my head went to a completely different place on the movie thing. I’m picturing Gene Wilder walking down that hallway bent over double at the tiny, tiny door, and playing on a piano keyboard to open it.

Make sure you read the small print if you buy this house. I found you’ll have to sign this disclaimer:

CARE BEAR DISCLOSURE

1.    Seller Disclosure. To the best of Sellers’ actual knowledge, Sellers represent:

A.    The Property described herein __ has __has not been previously tested for Care Bears.
If answer to (A) is “has not,” then skip (B) and (C) and go to Section 2.
If answer to (A) is “has,” then complete (B) and (C).

B.    The Care Bears found __ were __were not identified as toxic.

C.    With regard to any Care Bears that were found, measures __ were __were not taken to remove those Care Bears.

2.    Care Bear Inspections. Care Bears, Beanie Babies, Teddy Ruxpins, and similar organisms may exist in the Property of which the Seller is unaware and has no actual knowledge. These contaminants generally grow in places where there is excessive cuteness, such as where adorableness may have occurred in roofs, pipes, walls, and beds, or where there has been hugging. A professional home inspection may not disclose Care Bears. Buyer may wish to obtain an inspection specifically for Care Bears to more fully determine the condition of the Property and its environmental status. Neither Sellers’ agents nor Buyers’ agents are experts in the field of Care Bears. The Buyers are strongly encouraged to satisfy themselves as to the Property condition.
Buyers’ Initials:_____

3.    Hold Harmless. Buyers make the decision to purchase the Property independent of any representation of the Agents, Brokers, or Attorneys involved in the transaction regarding Care Bears. Accordingly, Buyers agree to indemnify and hold (print names of Brokers, Designated Agents, and Attorneys) harmless in the event any Care Bear is present on the Property.

4.    Receipt of Copy. Sellers and Buyers have read this Care Bears Disclosure, and by their signatures hereon acknowledge receipt of a copy thereof.

5.    Professional Advice. Sellers and Buyers execute this Disclosure with the understanding that they should consult with a professional of their choice regarding any questions or concerns before its execution.

Good luck!

Found By: Jess.