

Look, I understand that these people — not being attached to the walls — do not convey with the house. They’re aspirational. You should aspirate to be like them, or something like that. But why? Why would anyone want to be like this? What is the situation here? To begin with they’re drinking coffee — well, they’re English, so maybe it’s tea — so it’s morning. I have no interest in snuggling pre-tea.
But even if I did feel like getting all snookie snookums before breakfast, why on the stairs? Do they not own any furniture? What are they waiting for? Are they going up or down? How hideous is their living room that they’d rather sit on the steps?
Found by: Ella
Loveliest comment, by Comfy Cushion:
We sit so snug ‘pon the stair
Sipping tea, our cups are pairs.
Snuggled here, all head to head
Because, O God, have you seen the bed?!

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