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Does the Dude Convey?

Jun. 7, 2011

funny real estate - Does the Dude Convey?

He wanted to get up and out of the photo, but the Chihuahuahua refuses to let him leave.

funny real estate - Does the Dude Convey?

Loveliest comment, by tuulikki: Pepe was disappointed at how unresponsive his Human was to basic training. He couldn’t have made it easier for him–would he ever learn to fetch? Had he made a tremendous mistake?

Found by: Jill

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Maybe He Should Put Some Clothes On?

Mar. 3, 2011

funny real estate - Maybe He Should Put Some Clothes On?

Things you should remember to have your inspector check for when you’re considering buying a house:

- Insufficient insulation in the attic
- Rafter damage in the attic
- Insane first wife in the attic
- Naked hairy guy in the attic

Although not deal breakers, you would want to make sure it’s clear who would pay to fix these flaws before going through with the sale.

Found by: K
funny real estate - Maybe He Should Put Some Clothes On?

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Does This Place Look Comfy or What?

Jan. 20, 2011

funny real estate - Does This Place Look Comfy or What?

We see you when you’re sleeping

We know when your house is for sale…

OK, never mind. I’m creeping myself out here. And it’s really not fair. Who among us hasn’t had one eggnog too many and passed out on the sofa after inviting a real estate agent in?

Found by: Howard

Loveliest comment, by Dominic: Truly bizarre listing – you keep thinking ‘surely they won’t add just another shot of the front’ but bam! there is it!

Found by: Unknown

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Oh Sorry! Are We Interrupting?

Jul. 1, 2010

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funny real estate - Oh Sorry! Are We Interrupting?

Look, I understand that these people — not being attached to the walls — do not convey with the house. They’re aspirational. You should aspirate to be like them, or something like that. But why? Why would anyone want to be like this? What is the situation here? To begin with they’re drinking coffee — well, they’re English, so maybe it’s tea — so it’s morning. I have no interest in snuggling pre-tea.

But even if I did feel like getting all snookie snookums before breakfast, why on the stairs? Do they not own any furniture? What are they waiting for? Are they going up or down? How hideous is their living room that they’d rather sit on the steps?
Found by: Ella

Loveliest comment, by Comfy Cushion:

We sit so snug ‘pon the stair
Sipping tea, our cups are pairs.
Snuggled here, all head to head
Because, O God, have you seen the bed?!

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Sir, Can I Help You?

Jun. 24, 2010

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funny real estate - Sir, Can I Help You?
funny real estate - Sir, Can I Help You?

From the listing for this apartment in Russia: “To avoid having problems when you arrive or being overcharged by unknown drivers, we highly suggest using our airport and train station transfer service. Our driver will meet you at your arrival point with a signboard and take you directly to your hotel or apartment” and never, ever leave.
Found by: Nina

Loveliest comment, by Beatdown: In Soviet Russia, YOU photograph strange men.
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Hubba Hubba

May. 14, 2010

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Hi there! Or, as we say in French, hey baby, c’est quoi en français?

This listing has more intriguing photos than I can put up here. There’s a door with a towel shoved under it, behind which I presume someone is attempting to kill themselves (but I hope they brought a book, because the stoves are electric). One room is all done up and fancy with a big TV, while other rooms are depressingly squalid. There are piles of things everywhere, but the building also looks clean and well tended to… except where it isn’t. And then there’s our man of mystery lounging on the daybed, above. Pourquoi?

I shall use my little gray cells and try to determine what is going on.

Found by: Aurelie
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Morning.

May. 11, 2010

Ahh, morning. Time to sit down with the paper, some toast, and a piping hot cup of real estate agent who won’t go away.

(Found with Fenneke’s help on forum.fok.nl, which is well worth a poke around if, by any chance, you like poorly chosen photos from real estate listings.)

Loveliest comment, by Jano: Sipping coffee and checking the obits in the morning news must be a cross-cultural phenomenon.

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