Dear Reader,
You can help a raccoon in distress. Or you can turn the page.
For just pennies a day, you can provide a raccoon with a hardhat, a Kevlar vest, and pepper spray — the minimum of tools needed for an animal living in such perilous surroundings.
Won’t you give now? Please donate to the Help Me Oh My God Please Help Me I’m a Raccoon and I’m Surrounded by Bears Fund.
Our masked friends thank you.
Found By: Christina P
Loveliest comment, by JMixx:
Muhuhahahahaha! *twirls mustache menacingly*
I didn’t even kill and stuff my trophy! I have a CAPTIVE, LIVE philodendron in my den, staring longingly out the window at his wild brethren! Meanwhile, the Ficus paces restlessly in the dining room…
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