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Come Unto Me, Child

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 May 2011 21:00:00 +0000

By: Not Sara, Sorry

Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He’ll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.

Found by: Unknown

Via: www.cynical-c.com

All Day, All Night

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:00:00 +0000

No, I don’t know why I have insomnia. I just sometimes get this feeling like someone’s… watching me.

Yeah, them…

Specifically, that guy right there. A little privacy, please? Jesus!

(Found by Nicole.)