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It seems Chair celebrates Chairmas today. Who knew?
Sometimes Chair and Chair’s friends do a Chair version of Santacon:
Other times Chair just hangs out at home, feeling festive.
Whatever your feelings about white plastic Chairs, here’s hoping you have a pleasant day. Mwah!
Loveliest comment, by Nana: Chair bless us, every one!
Oh, dear. Modesty Chair, please report to Craigslist. Modesty Chair, you are needed on Craigslist. (Click on the picture above to see the whole Craigslist post if you must, you smutty person, you.)
Found by: Danielle. The not-quite-relevant-to-real-estate photos have been replaced. The screenshot lives on.
Loveliest comment, by Meej: I think that’s just a photo of the advertised Cable Hookup. At least, it looks a lot like the Hookups that I used to see on Cable as a teenager…
Included: washer, dryer, very tall brown-eyed 73-year-old man, dishwasher, oven. Yes, it’s a little odd he had his license in the listing, but look! What else is he going to do with it? There’s no fireplace to throw it on to.
(Modesty Chair‘s cousin, Privacy Chair, is doing this man a favor. The listing reveals all his details… just like this post reveals all my insanity.)
Found by: Lori
Modesty Chair! Once again, paging Modesty Chair! Your services are required in Illinois! Please report to Chicago, Modesty Chair!
Those of you with no shame can click on the Modest versions to see the nekkid ladies. And the nekkid butterfly. At this point you should be asking yourself, “Do I want to see a naked butterfly?” Only you can answer this question. Or rather only you should answer this question, but this real estate agent has decided that yes, hoo boy, you really want to see a naked butterfly.
Found by: Elizabeth
Need more Chair?
Estonia finally has a lovely listing, thanks to Laura… and it requires the use of the Modesty Chair. Shame, shame, Estonia.
(Immodest version if you click the image, for those of you who don’t mind encouraging such behavior.)
(Clarification, of sorts, for newer readers: the Chair is not in the original photo. It’s a Modesty Chair, in case small children wander past the screen while you’re reading this.)
Patti found this “2 Storie Guest House,” available July 1. I am confused. On one hand, the listing says — in a positive tone — that there’s a church 20 yards away. On the other hand, the listing includes an upskirt shot of a cheerleader. Just what kind of church is it down the street? And am I going to regret the visitors I get who are searching for “upskirt” and “cheerleader”? Should I throw in a few more words to head them off? broccoli James Mason blender repair mola mola
Back in the bathroom…
Is it?
Oh dear. I think it is. Hold on while I get a Modesty Chair… Okay, here you go. Make up your own mind.
(Found by Cam, who has an impressive eye for detail.)
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