Archive for the 'NFSW' Category

“NSFW?” you say. “What is so Not Safe For Work about Lovely Listing, other than the fact that I shouldn’t be reading blogs at all when my manager thinks I’m compiling workplace impact solutions with social networking in my Outlook spreadsheet?” But no, no, not NSFW. NFSW. Not For Sale Wednesday.

Some people haven’t liked me sneaking in non-listing houses, but I can’t resist because there are so many good freaky houses out there that the homeowners refuse to put on the market for the sake of my blog (selfish bastards). So I’m going to corral them into one day. Your daily Lovely Listing schedule now goes like this:

Sunday:listing
Monday: listing
Tuesday: listing
Wednesday: Not For Sale Wednesday
Thursday: listing
Friday: listing
Saturday: Chairtuday! All Chair, all the time!

So let’s get down to our first NFSW: ta dah!

What is that there, over on the left? It isn’t… it isn’t the toilet, is it?

Oh, my. Yes, it is. I don’t think I could function there. I need a nice solid door with a lock if I’m going to use the toilet, even when I’m alone in the house. My need for la vie privée dans la salle de bains is the only thing that’s kept me out of the military. Well, that and my absolute lack of interest in being in the military, but anyway. Am I crazy for thinking the toilet really shouldn’t be quite so on display?

I am not the only uptight person. This woman has chosen to find a more secluded “little reading room,” if you know what I mean. And you do. And you regret it.

Found by: Anon (via Apartment Therapy)