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True, I can see how this might look bad. As if the house had a slight mosquito problem, for example. But think of it this way: maybe it’s actually holding the mosquitoes in. Just don’t try to sleep in this bed and you’ll be fine.
Found By: Susan D
Loveliest comment, by Rhonda: “The recession hit Mrs. Murphy hard, but nothing would stop her from her dream of one day owning a canopy bed.”
Shhhh. Don’t disturb the toilet — it’s all tuckered out. And just thank your lucky stars you weren’t sitting on it when the narcolepsy hit…
Found By: Colleen
Loveliest comment, by TacoMagic: Funny thing is, this happened to my toilet once.
I was in Texas at a chili cook off… and I think I’ll end the story there actually.
Holy crap! That’s… that’s… the BIGGEST SIDEBOARD I’VE EVER SEEN! And I can’t believe the size of those windows! And the ceilings! What is this, a chapel? A stadium? What the hell huge kind of giants live here? No normal human is that large, I tell you.
Found By: Joanne M
Loveliest comment: Denita TwoDragons, and it has to be seen in context.
How helpful! This toilet comes with a handy dandy reminder that, every day at 6:20, it’s time to take a bathroom break. Great for people who spend a bit too much time on the Interwebs and need to be reminded to do things like eat, shower, and change out of their pajamas.
Nothing like great shards of broken glass to add a little excitement and danger to your quotidian shower. You won’t need your cup o’ joe after this! (Um, because you’ll be dead, not because you’ll be so freaking invigorated.)
(Found by Steph, standing up for Rhode Island.)
I’ve seen a lot of stupid graffiti in my time, but this… oh, dear. See it? Up there in corner? It’s the frikkin’ Ford logo. And then below it, we have “Like a ROCK” (underlined three times, because the writer really means it). What are vandals coming to? Tsk tsk, modern urban yout’.
In my day we made up our own corporate mottoes, thank you very much. I still recall scrawling “PEPSI: SOME PEOPLE LIKE HOW IT TASTES” on the desk during Western Civ, and spraypainting “MOP ‘N GLOW: IT MOPS AND GLOWS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT” on the overpass heading out of town…
(Found by Stacy, which I find highly suspicious.)
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