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Don’t worry: it’s not mold. Remain calm. It’s just a mold-like substance. There are many things that are mold-like but that aren’t bad, such as… well, this!

In this case, the “appropriate action” is to join in a chorus of “I Love Trash.”

And here’s another substance that not only is mold-like, it contains actual mold. Do you see anyone running for the hills? No, you do not. You see people running for the crackers. That’s the appropriate action.

Here’s another mold-like substance:

If you encounter this, again, remember: take appropriate action. In this situation, the appropriate action is to round up the posse and call up the crew, five bucks at the door and you bring your own booze, call your neighbors ’cause they can come too, be sure and bring your records ’cause I only got a few… So… yeah… what was I saying? Anyway. Action. Appropriate. Take it. And pass the crackers.

Found by: Teresa