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For Sale: Church Façade, Slightly Used.

Feb. 2, 2012

funny real estate - For Sale: Church Façade, Slightly Used.

What a coincidence! I also have a church front hidden indoors behind roll-up furniture store doors! We must be soul mates!

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NFSW: Bonus Video – Lego House

Apr. 14, 2010

For the inauguration of NFSW day, we give you: LEGO HOUSE!

Found by: Sara

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Astroturf Yard

Dec. 16, 2009

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How great would this house go with this awesome car?

Awesome Astroturf Car

(Courtesy of That Will Buff Out)

Found By: anon. Posted by Discount Bob

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Anyone Else Craving Watermelon Gum?

Oct. 7, 2009

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Does this house summer on the Cape? Does it have a trust fund? A fondness for Manhattans? Is a copy of The Official Preppy Handbook included in the sale? Is the real estate agent’s name Phippy, or Chip?

(For those who don’t know what I’m thinking of here: you don’t get preppier than pink and green, especially when combined on a whale-motif belt. Are there any other social groups or subcultures that have their own color associations? I can’t think of any… Do Hasidic Jews decorate in blue and red? Do Alaskan fishermen sport yellow and purple? Am I rambling just a wee bit?)

Found By: Katie W

Loveliest comment: mudslicker’s I believe the word “Juicy” is stenciled on its back door as well.

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You'll Feel A Slight Pinch

Aug. 10, 2009

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You dance divinely, my dear, simply divinely. One and two and three and dip! Wait, wait, come back! I didn’t mean that kind of dip… Sorry, sorry, sorry. It won’t happen again. No need for you to be so crabby… oh, crap.

(Found by Snoskred Avalanch.)

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The Chairs GATHER toGETHER…

Aug. 8, 2009

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    Things I have had in basements of various house I’ve lived in:

  • a woodshop
  • a motorcycle
  • an enormous tank of heating oil
  • a man building guitar amps out of coffee cans
  • a recording studio
  • a magazine’s office
  • a washer and dryer (booo, boring, booo)
  • a flood
    Things I had not previously considered having:

  • a chapel

(Found by Erin.)

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"cats are OK – purrr" has never been less appropriate

Jul. 30, 2009

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What? Nothing wrong here.

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Nope, just an apartment.

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Ho hum…

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AAAAHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

For disbelievers: really. Here it is. I’ve recently had a few people express disbelief that some of these photos are really from listings. But they are, they really truly are, and that’s what makes the world such a wonderful place. Sometimes the listing has been taken down or changed by the time I get it posted, but the photos I use are all snagged — by me — from actual real estate listings. Cross my heart.

(Jake sent this to You Suck at Craigslist, who thoughtfully passed it along to me.)

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