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Swedish Pride… Wait, What?

Jan. 25, 2012

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I think someone in lovely, fair Sweden got a little confused about that decorative flag. Though that does look like a cowboy hat on the wall… What on EARTH is going on here?

Found by: Rosengeranium

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Flush That Sadness Away

Aug. 13, 2009

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I feel bad about how depressed the eleven mattress, one bathroom listing below seems to be making everyone this morning. So here! Found by Pascale (and Mid-C Frank, I see you there) on Curbed: one cheerful* listing. Two seats, no waiting!

* Cheerfulness not guaranteed.

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Cleanliness Helps Prevent Foodborne Illness

Aug. 11, 2009

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Fridge, please remember to wash your hands before returning to the kitchen. Thank you.

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Oh, just leave them to soak.

Aug. 2, 2009

(I lived in NYC for seven freaking years and I never saw the famous Kitchen Tub. I don’t know what I was doing wrong.)

So you might think showing that the tub is in the kitchen wouldn’t really be a selling point. But no! The real estate agent has actually shown great restraint in this listing Cory found (click here for the photos). “Claw tub in kitchen,” the listing sez… “and toilet in public hallway.” Just think of the photo they could have used. Or don’t, if you’re the sensitive type. Anyway, here’s to you, real estate agent with restraint!

Rental; $1,995 a month.
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The small dresser is for keeping Graham crackers in

Jul. 31, 2009

Make s’mores in bed!

Have heart-to-heart discussions in the intimate conversation nook!

All this could be yours for just US$1,600 a month! Call now! Or not.

(Found by Ashling.)

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"cats are OK – purrr" has never been less appropriate

Jul. 30, 2009

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What? Nothing wrong here.

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Nope, just an apartment.

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Ho hum…

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AAAAHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

For disbelievers: really. Here it is. I’ve recently had a few people express disbelief that some of these photos are really from listings. But they are, they really truly are, and that’s what makes the world such a wonderful place. Sometimes the listing has been taken down or changed by the time I get it posted, but the photos I use are all snagged — by me — from actual real estate listings. Cross my heart.

(Jake sent this to You Suck at Craigslist, who thoughtfully passed it along to me.)

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Lifetips 101

Jul. 27, 2009

I used to be one of those people who could never find her keys, but now I have a system. When I walk through the door I put my wallet and phone on the table, my keys in the big bowl, and right by the door I…

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