
Does Elton John sing every time you open the garage door?
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Does Elton John sing every time you open the garage door?
Found by: Unknown

Nothing says “buy me” like a velvet painting of your trophy wife as a half wildcat. Sold!
Found by: Abby Velda
Via: Tour Factory

This garage does not want your prying eyes coming near.
Via: Lynchburg MLS
By: Fleur Planne

This is an example of terrible advertising. How on earth do you think you can sell me a refrigerator when you’re showing me cabinets that I would consider throttling that snotty child for?
Found by: Unknown
Via: boingboing.net
By: Fleur Planne

Can this room stay furnished? My dogs will love it!
Found by: Chris
Via: www.realtor.ca
By: Fleur Planne

Just because I’m not into surrealism doesn’t mean you can make faces at me.
By: Not Sara, Sorry
I hope when you sell the place, you throw in a few dozen gallons of good ol’ eggshell white.