Top Tips for Real Estate Agents: a Year-End List
(in which I reuse old posts for educational purposes)
1. Flush the toilet.
(2. Put your pants back on before taking the photo.
3. Clean up if the house isn’t in good shape. Vaseline on the lens is not the answer.
4. Look, we presume there’s a toilet. We don’t need to see it.
5. No, really. “Pants on” is a pretty basic rule when it comes to real estate agents at work.
(6. New toilets don’t cost that much. Maybe you should buy one, if they’re that important to you.
7. Keep the photos relevant. I’m sure your pets are charming but, unless they transfer, don’t include them in the listing.
8. How’s this for a compromise: include a photo of the toilet only if it’s not where one might logically expect to find it.
9. You’re going to keep on using toilet photos, aren’t you? I give up. Is there a support group you could join? Maybe you should start one. You could meet here:
Thanks for an excellent year, real estate agents! I couldn’t do it without you. And remember…
10. …it never hurts to include a photo of Chair.
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