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Make sure you read the small print if you buy this house. I found you’ll have to sign this disclaimer:

CARE BEAR DISCLOSURE

1.    Seller Disclosure. To the best of Sellers’ actual knowledge, Sellers represent:

A.    The Property described herein __ has __has not been previously tested for Care Bears.
If answer to (A) is “has not,” then skip (B) and (C) and go to Section 2.
If answer to (A) is “has,” then complete (B) and (C).

B.    The Care Bears found __ were __were not identified as toxic.

C.    With regard to any Care Bears that were found, measures __ were __were not taken to remove those Care Bears.

2.    Care Bear Inspections. Care Bears, Beanie Babies, Teddy Ruxpins, and similar organisms may exist in the Property of which the Seller is unaware and has no actual knowledge. These contaminants generally grow in places where there is excessive cuteness, such as where adorableness may have occurred in roofs, pipes, walls, and beds, or where there has been hugging. A professional home inspection may not disclose Care Bears. Buyer may wish to obtain an inspection specifically for Care Bears to more fully determine the condition of the Property and its environmental status. Neither Sellers’ agents nor Buyers’ agents are experts in the field of Care Bears. The Buyers are strongly encouraged to satisfy themselves as to the Property condition.
Buyers’ Initials:_____

3.    Hold Harmless. Buyers make the decision to purchase the Property independent of any representation of the Agents, Brokers, or Attorneys involved in the transaction regarding Care Bears. Accordingly, Buyers agree to indemnify and hold (print names of Brokers, Designated Agents, and Attorneys) harmless in the event any Care Bear is present on the Property.

4.    Receipt of Copy. Sellers and Buyers have read this Care Bears Disclosure, and by their signatures hereon acknowledge receipt of a copy thereof.

5.    Professional Advice. Sellers and Buyers execute this Disclosure with the understanding that they should consult with a professional of their choice regarding any questions or concerns before its execution.

Good luck!

Found By: Jess.