

Included: washer, dryer, very tall brown-eyed 73-year-old man, dishwasher, oven. Yes, it’s a little odd he had his license in the listing, but look! What else is he going to do with it? There’s no fireplace to throw it on to.
(Modesty Chair‘s cousin, Privacy Chair, is doing this man a favor. The listing reveals all his details… just like this post reveals all my insanity.)
Found by: Lori

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