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La La La You Can’t Hear Me La La La

Sep. 26, 2011

funny real estate - La La La You Can't Hear Me La La La

I’ll just step behind this wall and… do something very dignified that I choose not to specify at this time but it’s totally not what you’re thinking of. Please don’t peek over the neck-high wall. Please? Look, either give me some privacy or I press the trapdoor button and send you down to the crocodile pit.

(Via the Facebook group For oss som fascineres av bildene på Finn.no.)

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Please fog up please fog up please fog up

May. 31, 2010

Pass the shampoo plese

Good morning! No, no, never mind me. You just go ahead and take a shower. Don’t let me disturb you. I’ll just be here with your towel when you’re ready…

Found by: Brett

Loveliest comment, by LMA: Now that the new rates on their ARM have gone into effect, the homeowners had to come up with additional sources of income. Hence the peep show and lap dances in the master bedroom.

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Ta-dah!

Jan. 20, 2010

toilet_stall

Alert reader / nosy person wimple spotted this intriguing bathroom in the house from this post. Cheryl put it well: “I’ve seen that toilet before, in my nightmares. Though mine rarely includes the curtains.”

Why windows, and not walls? I try to think of an occasion when I would ever say “Now! Now is the time to draw back the curtains! Hello, world!” but then my mind goes “no no no don’t think about it no no no think about something nice” and suddenly my mind is flooded with images of kittens. Thank you, mind. Self-preservation is an important instinct.

Loveliest comment, by jackie31337: I still maintain that it’s a toilet isolation booth, and toilet is competing on a game show.

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Pulling down window shades is no use at all / The kids and the neighbor can peep right through the wall

Dec. 4, 2009

foil curtains

Hey, guys! Elvis is alive! And in Kansas City, of all places! Man, he’s not even trying to hide.

Found By: Patricia. Tinfoil explanation, of a sort, here, for our younger readers.

foilcurtains-screen

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