
Fire in a fireplace is overrated. Scraping wax off your pretty, shiny painted floor is way more fun than sweeping up soot anyhow.
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Fire in a fireplace is overrated. Scraping wax off your pretty, shiny painted floor is way more fun than sweeping up soot anyhow.
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Clearly this is not how things were supposed to be. Let’s look at the box:

Whoops! Looks like we included the wrong set of paints. Sorry about that! We’ll send out a replacement ASAP.
Found By: Lori
Loveliest comment, by KS: Mary Engelbreit called. She wants her house back.

It was a three bed, one bath, single family moldy house
(Three bed, one bath, single family moldy house)
Three bed, one bath, single family moldy house
Sold for land only! (Tear down!)
Found By: Heather
Read more about this purple house!
Loveliest comment, by glasgowtremontaine: Man, it is just so sad to read about such an anti-social desperado:
“I have so many friends who said, ‘I know where your house is because of that purple house,’ ” said Vernell Stacker, who lives right across the street at the corner of S. 43rd St. and W. Howard Ave. “I think the house needs to go, for real,” Stacker said. “Please, whoever buys this house, change that color or get it off the block.”
I mean, I gather the City of Milwaukee’s social services have been slashed, but clearly this man has been traumatized and needs help.
I know how it is. You finally buy a home and you’re so excited to paint the walls — finally! your own color choice! — no more Sherman Willams Rental White!
…but I’m not certain that Dannon Blueberry Low-Fat is the best replacement, sweetie.
Found By: Heather
Loveliest comment, by tacomagic: Taken out of the wild, the lone China Cabinet tries to utilize it’s camoflage against the wall. Unfortunately for him, he has picked a poor spot to use his camoflage, and he can easily be observed. However, oblivious to his blunder, his natural behavior can be easily observed here.
As you can see, by remaining motionless for hour or even days, the China Cabinet slowly allows prey to become acclimatized to his presence before he eventually strikes. An ambush preditor of exceeding patience and cunning. In this setting however, his camoflage proves to be inadequate and his prey has already fled. There will be no meal for this cabinet today.

And the best thing? If you lick the walls, they taste like grape Hubba Bubba.
Submitted By: Nicole B