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Unusual design choice

Dec. 31, 2009

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Can you believe it? What a freakish thing to do to a bathroom. I can’t believe they thought they could get away with… putting the toilet paper holder all the way over there.

Loveliest comment, by Les: Moral of the story: Just because someone designs and manufactures something doesn’t mean you have to buy it and use it.

Found By: Susan C

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I'm Not Going In There. I've Seen This Movie…

Nov. 4, 2009

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On one hand the City of San Francisco has declared this building to be an official landmark, which is pretty darn cool. And it’s huge and — if we consider this is in San Francisco, where $750,000 gets you this — it’s cheap and the Rolling Stones went to parties there back when they were interesting . But… well, poking around the Interweb reveals at least three porn movies were filmed in this house. I was all set to show you some screenshots proving this, but tell me: do you want to spend the afternoon researching 1970s porn?

You do?

Great! Okay! “User submitted,” that’s our slogan! So, lock your office door, put your phone on mute, and see if you can find John Holmes’ The Swizzle Stick. Also Tea Time (tea time?!?), and The Vixen. Have fun!

Found By: Teri

Loveliest comment, by Vivian: See, my head went to a completely different place on the movie thing. I’m picturing Gene Wilder walking down that hallway bent over double at the tiny, tiny door, and playing on a piano keyboard to open it.

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Hail Uncle Jim!

Jul. 23, 2009

Never point directly at the portrait of Uncle Jim.

Never allow your head to be higher than the portrait of Uncle Jim.

Never turn your back to the portrait of Uncle Jim.

Speak in quiet, reverent tones when in front of the portrait of Uncle Jim.

Do not look directly at the portrait of Uncle Jim.

Honor Uncle Jim in all your deeds and thoughts throughout the day.

(Found by Danielle.)

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I bought a house with popcorn ceilings, so what do I know

Jul. 14, 2009

I would say something about this listing Stephen found, but all I can think about is cream of tomato soup.

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