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NFSW: Terrarium House

Apr. 14, 2010

“NSFW?” you say. “What is so Not Safe For Work about Lovely Listing, other than the fact that I shouldn’t be reading blogs at all when my manager thinks I’m compiling workplace impact solutions with social networking in my Outlook spreadsheet?” But no, no, not NSFW. NFSW. Not For Sale Wednesday.

Some people haven’t liked me sneaking in non-listing houses, but I can’t resist because there are so many good freaky houses out there that the homeowners refuse to put on the market for the sake of my blog (selfish bastards). So I’m going to corral them into one day. Your daily Lovely Listing schedule now goes like this:

Sunday:listing
Monday: listing
Tuesday: listing
Wednesday: Not For Sale Wednesday
Thursday: listing
Friday: listing
Saturday: Chairtuday! All Chair, all the time!

So let’s get down to our first NFSW: ta dah!

Funny Real Estate - Terrarium House

What is that there, over on the left? It isn’t… it isn’t the toilet, is it?

Funny Real Estate - Terrarium House

Oh, my. Yes, it is. I don’t think I could function there. I need a nice solid door with a lock if I’m going to use the toilet, even when I’m alone in the house. My need for la vie privée dans la salle de bains is the only thing that’s kept me out of the military. Well, that and my absolute lack of interest in being in the military, but anyway. Am I crazy for thinking the toilet really shouldn’t be quite so on display?

Funny Real Estate - Terrarium House

I am not the only uptight person. This woman has chosen to find a more secluded “little reading room,” if you know what I mean. And you do. And you regret it.

Found by: Anon (via Apartment Therapy)

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Gefahrenzonehaus

Apr. 1, 2010

Funny Real Estate - Dangerous Dwelling
Funny Real Estate - Dangerous Dwelling
Funny Real Estate - Dangerous Dwelling

Achtung! Ich habe vergessen wie man Deutsch sprechen. Wo ist der Inspector auf Safety? Warum die Deutschen nicht haben Bannisters und Railings in ihre Häuser? Ich glaube que no es seguro, especially if you gusta la drinky-poos like I do.

Found by: Annie

Loveliest comment, by tuulikki: Maybe they’ve left all the structural Xs open so you can shackle your safety belt to them? Then you can drinkie-poo to your hearts content. “Don’t forget to buckle up!”

Funny Real Estate - Dangerous Dwelling

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At least it's not a toaster and a bathtub. That would be silly.

Jan. 17, 2010

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Don’t worry! With the power of my mighty elbow, I have disconnected the extension cord! Everything should be perfectly safe now. Go ahead, dive in. What? What are you worrying about? Go on, in… in…. don’t be afraid… just one little quick swim….

Found By: Gail

Loveliest comment, by Texchanchan: “I am shocked, shocked!” … yeah, but somebody had to say it …

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