Continuing yesterday’s fraud exploration of non-listing photos of interest to people who are interested in houses and stuff, I have this treat for all the good girls and boys: Santa, smiling up at you, waiting for…

…for…

…for you to sit…

Look, my mom reads this blog. There are certain jokes I just can’t make knowing that she’ll read it even though I’m a fully-grown (if astoundingly immature) adult. You can fill in the rest yourself, right?

Loveliest comment, by gvh: And that’s the mouth he used to kiss my Mommy? Ew.

If only I had the computer skills, all these little Santa heads would be moving back and forth while a MIDI recording of “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” played (maybe one from here, yikes). But sorry, no: you don’t get to see all that. And isn’t it a shame? But I can’t spend any more time on this post, as my kids are running around and might burst in and see it and then get all confused about how there’s more than one Santa, and even if there is more than one Santa, why is the body to head ratio so wrong in the bottom photo and they’d get scared and now I’m getting a bit scared too and I think I’d better go.

(Found By: Meemyi. And if you like that, you might like this…)