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Building Get Down From There

Nov. 16, 2011

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You are not a cloud. You don’t even know how to float.

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Let's Blame the Landlord

Nov. 1, 2009

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It’s like air hockey, but even more so.

Found By: Shannon H

Loveliest comment: gvh pointing out the ghost Smurf outside the window.

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Hello, Neighborhood Crimewatch?

Oct. 27, 2009

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You might think that arch-villains always live in underground lairs, or on top of volcanoes. But no. Some live in pleasant three-bedroom suburban brick houses, and the only way you can tell the homeowners are bad guys is by reading subtle clues.

Your neighbor might actually be your secret nemesis. Learn to spot the evildoers today!

Found By: Claire M

Loveliest comment, by Babs: Does the listing include a rudimentary map with a big X on it?

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They'll Be None The Wiser

Oct. 24, 2009

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Ahh, nothing livens up a listing like a few bouquets of .50 Browning machine gun cartridges. Don’t forget to stop and smell the primer…

Found By: Eric J

Loveliest comment, by Michael: I think I know this level. If you run up to the door to get the health, a giant red Cacodemon comes out from the back of the balcony.

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As Sold By Bilbo Baggins

Sep. 15, 2009

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And here we see the house where the US Olympic Limbo Team lives during their intensive training season. The pole to the right is used during their grueling workouts. All doors are half-height, requiring them to limbo any time they enter a room.

Yeah, it’s tough having to literally bend over backwards just to get to your morning bowl Cheerios. But that’s what it takes to be the best. USA! USA! USA!

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