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Get the Skinny on Home Ownership

Oct. 21, 2011

By: Fleur Planne

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You got wedged into a terrible mortgage rate? Sounds like a real tight spot you’ve gotten yourself into.

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That’s One Way to Stay Slim

Jul. 20, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

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Talk about going to extremes for a sliver of real estate!

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Hanging Out

Dec. 7, 2010

By: Not Sara, Sorry

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Your friends love you so much for making them feel like they’ve lost weight! No one can sit on a mystical floating bench and still feel fat. I dare you to eat a pan of lasagna and sit on this thing and still complain about your food baby. It’s a magic diet bench!

Rest assured that neither Lovely Listing nor the Cheezburger network is paid by the manufacturers of any products we feature nor are we getting any sort of kickback. This is just an awesome freaking bench!

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I'd just install a fireman's pole.

Dec. 8, 2009

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That book? It’s around here somewhere… let me just take a step back so I can scan the AAAAHHHHHHHHHH *thunk* *thunk* *thunk*

This house is “internationally recognised for its unique character,” says the listing. And by “unique,” they mean that there’s only one way I could lie down in it after I fell down the stairs and hit my head and fainted, because the kitchen is 5′ 6″ wide and I’m taller than that. But if you’re an average-sized woman, go ahead and pass out in any direction you like!

Via Google Sightseeing, which links to an illuminating street view here. Slightly more information here (warning! PDF file).

Loveliest comment, by Kate: Does my house make me look fat?

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