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Lifestyles of the Rich and Sweet-Toothed

May. 8, 2011

funny real estate - Lifestyles of the Rich and Sweet-Toothed

We’re all here for the voyeurism, right? Here’s a chance to see how the rich live. The really rich. The sort of richness that gets you a $20,000,000 three-bedroom apartment in Manhattan… and a cupboard full of ketchup, jam, and diet strawberry Jell-O.

funny real estate - Lifestyles of the Rich and Sweet-Toothed

Oddly, even plebes in their $19,750,000 five-bedroom apartments like ketchup in vast quantities, but they seem to shop at Costco:

funny real estate - Lifestyles of the Rich and Sweet-Toothed

Is ketchup the new lime?

Found by: me. Also found by me.

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Shopping Bag Decor

Dec. 29, 2009

Funny Real Estate Listing - Shopping Bag Decor

Funny Real Estate Listing - Shopping Bag Decor

Funny Real Estate Listing - Shopping Bag Decor

It’s aspirational staging! One walk through this house and you’ll be thinking If I lived here, I would shop at Macy’s… and Victoria’s Secret… and some random other stores… and I would buy SO MUCH TISSUE PAPER.

Loveliest comment, by Susan: Can someone explain why you leave a wrapped gift on top of the toilet? That’s not where I usually look for presents!

Found By: Alanna

Funny Real Estate Listing - Shopping Bag Decor

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