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Then we can find you a place to sit.
Via: www.weichert.com

ARGH
QUIT IT
QUIT READING OVER MY SHOULDER
JUST QUIT IT
…I KNOW YOU’RE STILL BACK THERE
THE HELMET DOES NOTHING TO MUFFLE YOUR BREATHING AND YOUR WING-FLAPPING IS MAKING THE PAGES TURN
Fine. I give up. You can have the damn magazine. I’m going to go nail another bike to the wall.
Loveliest comment, by TH: Is that table bolted to the floor? Are they having problems with inventive redecoraters who move stuff at night (would explain the bikes attached to the wall) and decided to give them a challenge?
Found by: Unknown

All I can think of is the poor person who has to dust it. Each leaf, individually caressed with a Swiffer.
*achoo*
Anyway, if I went to this listing’s open house I’d be so tempted to sneak in little… special bits of foliage. Maybe pick up some nice vines from the Lost prop sale, for example, or see if I can find a cheery Triffid or two. Maybe a nice wreath of poison ivy for the cranky bust over on the right?

P.S. Look! It’s Chair’s Italian-Canadian cousins!
Found By: Jennifer G
Loveliest comment, by Linnee: This house is perfect for a Hyacinth Bucket (boo-kay) Indoor-Outdoor Candlelight Supper!

>inventory
You have:
a splitting headache
a real estate listing
>climb stairs
Very difficult, but you manage to climb as far as the landing. There is a glowing white statue in an alcove. The stairs continue on up into darkness.
>grab statue
Your common sense tells you not to do that.
>grab statue
You’re talking nonsense. Pull yourself together.
>grab statue
You pull on the statue. As it comes loose, there is a deafening roar. A large boulder comes falling down the stairs, headed right towards you.
>run
Did you have a particular direction in mind?
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Found By: Sara L