What am I doing wrong? Why do I live with popcorn ceilings and Formica counters when I could have a glorious copper tank for filtered water, and some kind of binnacle, and, and, I don’t know, a frikking toaster made out of mahogany and a toilet seat made out of leather or whatever it is these steampunk people are up to? I would move in, but I go nowhere without my Roomba and I think adding 15 pounds of copper to it (so it didn’t feel insecure) would bring it to a halt. Ah well. Besides, I’m a die-hard Jack and Stephen fan; I’ll hold out until I can have my kitchen remodeled in the sailpunk style.
Loveliest comment, by Stuart: It’s official: I am so going to put on jodhpurs, a leather duster and goggles and tell the people who currently live there that I like how they’ve taken care of the place but I really must get back to work and would they kindly move on, thank you very much.
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