Found by: Sara

All I can think of is the poor person who has to dust it. Each leaf, individually caressed with a Swiffer.

*achoo*

Anyway, if I went to this listing’s open house I’d be so tempted to sneak in little… special bits of foliage. Maybe pick up some nice vines from the Lost prop sale, for example, or see if I can find a cheery Triffid or two. Maybe a nice wreath of poison ivy for the cranky bust over on the right?

P.S. Look! It’s Chair’s Italian-Canadian cousins!
Found By: Jennifer G

Loveliest comment, by Linnee: This house is perfect for a Hyacinth Bucket (boo-kay) Indoor-Outdoor Candlelight Supper!

Ooh, what I would give to have five minutes alone in this house with my son’s pogo stick…

(Found By: Jennifer R. From the “Oh the Chihulity” series.)

Loveliest comment: Heather’s You’d think a listing for a $29 million house could afford some paragraph breaks …

What you can’t see: the Scottish ninja camouflaged on the ceiling, waiting to drop on the next person to walk through the swinging doors.

(Found by Chris. Warning: music. The kind of music they play on the TV while showing “Weather around the USA!”)

Sure, this house Heather found looks cool at first glance. But do you know how much it’ll cost to get a contractor to repair the laser damage from the Y-wing? And I thought getting popcorn ceilings removed was going to be bad…

(Thanks to burhanistan for stopping me from really embarrassing myself with a spacecraft misidentification. X-wing? What was I smoking?)