If you think about it, the toilet really should be the most comfortable seat in the house.

So does that mean the toilet seat is always freezing cold? Such a rude awakening first thing in the morning.

A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?

Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It’s impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.

Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

I’m all about combining different uses in one room but I’ve never seen a combination library/bathroom. I’m a big bathtub reader myself. I’ve never been one for reading on the toilet but to each his own.

Found by:

Imperfect

I’ll admit to bringing my iPod into the bathroom and listening to podcasts in the morning while I get ready but this is ridiculous.

You have no excuse now, the damn thing is glowing.

When I feel the urge to do any of the various things that propel me toward the bathroom I really only have one thought: “I wish my toilet had more bling. Then _______-ing wouldn’t be so frightfully tedious.”

Found by:

-Ghost-

So you can aim into the perfectly normal toilet like a grown adult human person or you can use the super futuristic sweeping arm Rolex urinal angled basin of doom. Choose wisely.