It’s always good to be prepared.

Because the thing I want to think about the most while I’m having a little “me time” is my cat.

Everyone needs to get a little reading done on the john from time to time.

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maxystone

Just be glad you can wipe down that vinyl and it’s not upholstered in rough-woven wool or damask.

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_AfterDarkness_

I’m not certain he’d be my first choice for Star Wars characters into whose mouth I’d like to defecate, but at least we’re opening a dialogue here.

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_AfterDarkness_

I like the thought that there might be a happy family of croakers living in my toilet. Hi guys!

If you think about it, the toilet really should be the most comfortable seat in the house.

So does that mean the toilet seat is always freezing cold? Such a rude awakening first thing in the morning.

A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?

Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It’s impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.