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Toilet Gets Cranky If It Doesn't Have A Nap

Nov. 2, 2009

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Shhhh. Don’t disturb the toilet — it’s all tuckered out. And just thank your lucky stars you weren’t sitting on it when the narcolepsy hit…

Found By: Colleen

Loveliest comment, by TacoMagic: Funny thing is, this happened to my toilet once.

I was in Texas at a chili cook off… and I think I’ll end the story there actually.

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Log Flume…Get It? "Log" Flume?

Oct. 23, 2009

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Another for the “Actually I think this is awesome” file. Not that I’d want to live there, because I take fully-functioning indoor plumbing very, very seriously. But look at this! It’s like something out of a Richard Scarry book! The water goes up the pump and then down the gutter into the toilet tank… at that point I’m not certain exactly what happens. If they have a septic system, wouldn’t they have bothered putting in a real line to the toilet? And if they don’t have a septic system, where does.. it all… go?

Found By: Linda L

Loveliest comment, by Lisa W, referring to the propane-bearing chair Magister Ludi found: If you look closely, you’ll see that is chair’s Alaskan cousin, made of sturdy timber found on the land. Alaskan Chair is used to working hard, braving the weather, and generating interest wherever he goes.

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Double Duty

Sep. 29, 2009

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Dude. Check it out. The weirdest thing ever is going on here. You see? You see it? So bizarre: the toilet paper is hung on the shower stall door. Crazy!

There might be something else wrong here, too.

(Found By: Mikael V)

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Flush That Sadness Away

Aug. 13, 2009

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I feel bad about how depressed the eleven mattress, one bathroom listing below seems to be making everyone this morning. So here! Found by Pascale (and Mid-C Frank, I see you there) on Curbed: one cheerful* listing. Two seats, no waiting!

* Cheerfulness not guaranteed.

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Lifetips 101

Jul. 27, 2009

I used to be one of those people who could never find her keys, but now I have a system. When I walk through the door I put my wallet and phone on the table, my keys in the big bowl, and right by the door I…

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Isn't California voting on something like this next week?

Oct. 30, 2008

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I usually don’t care what two (or more) consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom (or website), but this — this is Wrong.

Found by BikerPuppy, who points out that the listing mentions the “private garage.” This is important, because whoever buys this house obviously cares a lot about privacy.

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One year lease with time off for good behavior

Oct. 21, 2008

I used to live in New York City. My first child was born there, I have good friends there, and I still have fond feelings for the city. Public transportation! Restaurants! The Natural History museum! The Unisphere! Pan de yuca!

Until I see a listing like this one that Jax found… and suddenly, my bland suburban neighborhood seems just dandy.

Since it’s craigslist and the ad will disappear soon, I’m going to copy and paste the excellent description: “Room Available November 1st. Room is approx. 10×8 (no windows). Room has private bathroom. There is no separation between bathroom and bedroom. Room is in basement. Private, no roommates. No kitchen access but you do have a mini fridge and microwave. Utilities are included. Located less than one block from L train, Bedford Ave and B61 bus. Please email some info about yourself along with how long you are looking to sublet for. (Optional semi-furnished).” “North 7th street at Bedford Ave” $550.

I suppose I’m cheating by having the photo here — it’s not like there’s a better photo they could’ve taken.

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