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Unusual design choice

Dec. 31, 2009

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Can you believe it? What a freakish thing to do to a bathroom. I can’t believe they thought they could get away with… putting the toilet paper holder all the way over there.

Loveliest comment, by Les: Moral of the story: Just because someone designs and manufactures something doesn’t mean you have to buy it and use it.

Found By: Susan C

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Portrait of an Indecisive Tiler

Oct. 16, 2009

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Tap the squares in exactly the right order, and a magic panel slides back to reveal the passageway to an enchanted world!

Found By: Arwen L

Loveliest comment, by TacoMagic: I think that hose contraption is a defensive measure for whoever is on the toilet when the person showering decides it’s time for a water fight.

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Color Coding Gone Wrong

Sep. 28, 2009

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Enough of the gray! Are you awake yet? I SAID, ARE YOU AWAKE YET?

Man, even the house knows this is Too Much Color. Look in the top photo: it’s shedding the green wallpaper in an attempt to restore some calmness.
Found By: Gina Y

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Anti-Epileptic Kitchen

Sep. 17, 2009

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It’s so practical! This wallpaper will never show dirt. Not because there won’t be any dirt, but because nobody will ever dare look directly at the walls as they’ll afraid even a casual glance will turn them into stone.

Come to think of it — maybe we shouldn’t be looking, either. Let’s stare at the soup tureen instead.


Submitted By: Caitlin S

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This is considered perfectly normal in New Zealand.

Sep. 14, 2009

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The craziest thing? This is the mud room.

Found By: Juliette. Note: not actually the mud room, as far as I know. And aren’t you impressed that — for once — I made it through a New Zealand listing without mentioning Flight of the Concords? Oh… crap.

P.S. OK, it isn’t New Zealand, it’s California, and I have no idea why I thought it was New Zealand, other than that I’m usually drunk as a skunk when I write these. My apologies.

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Almost, but not quite, lifelike

Jul. 21, 2009

No. Look, I’m sorry, but I’m just not falling for it any more. You put up a listing with photos like these:

And you expect us to believe that Tasmania actually exists? Look at this!

This is so clearly computer-generated. Just give up. It’s just as realistic as New Zealand (which even my browser’s spelling checker knows is made-up.)

Sincerely,
Not Falling For It Any More

(Found by Kelly, who’s probably in on it.)

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I'll bring the paintball guns, you bring the ketchup

Jul. 20, 2009

Behind this bland exterior lurks

… the best darn room for a toddler’s birthday party ever! Yeah! Somebody cue up the Dan Zanes CD, it’s time for Pin the Magnetic Tail on the Whatever the Hell that is!

(Found by Solvi.)

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