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Like Living in Your Own Underground Lake

May. 3, 2010

funny real estate - Like Living in Your Own Underground Lake
funny real estate - Like Living in Your Own Underground Lake
funny real estate - Like Living in Your Own Underground Lake

When I saw these photos I was all set to get out my excellent Photoshop skills and put on a label saying that tube in the middle photo was a water slide from some other room. But no, I can’t do that. Why not? Because IT ACTUALLY IS. IT’S A WATER SLIDE GOING FROM THE MASTER BEDROOM TO THE POOL.

Why don’t all houses have water slides dumping you straight from your bedroom into your pool? Sure, it sounds fancy and bizarre, but think about it — a century ago if you told people that in the future we’d all be pooping in closets in our houses and liking it… wait. Let me start that over.

Take two: if you time traveled back a century and told people that in the year 2010 we all have indoor plumbing in the developed world, they’d be surprised, right? But it’s gone from being just for the rich to completely standard. (Note: I have done no research and this is all based on faint memories of The Great Brain books.) So why can’t indoor water slides be completely standard, too? And why can’t we not bother waiting until 2110, but get them now?

I have seen the future and it is indoor water slides. I can’t wait.
Found by: Gert

Loveliest comment, by Angel: Oh, the humidity!

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Chairturday! Keeping Cool in the Summertime

May. 1, 2010

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An open door. How… inviting? Let’s go in.
funny real estate - Keeping Cool in the Summertime

Hellooo?
funny real estate - Keeping Cool in the Summertime

Whoops! Sorry, Chair. Didn’t mean to interrupt. We’ll just go wait out in the opal mine. Come on out when you’re ready.
Found by: Paislie
funny real estate - Keeping Cool in the Summertime

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Its WAR!

Mar. 5, 2010

Funny Real Estate - Its War!

Funny Real Estate - Its War!

Funny Real Estate - Its War!

I shall move in here. Every day the schoolbus will back up the driveway, open its back doors, and dump my kids into the big funnel that leads to their rooms.

Wheeee!

Found by: Erin

Loveliest comment, by JMixx: “The original, heavy security doors are built to withstand a 2000 lb blast and are at the underground home entrance.”

That’s IT! I am DONE with poking my potatoes with a fork before I microwave them.

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