“I can’t take it any more!” shouted the wall. “I need to be free!” And with that it threw off its wallpaper, tossed the curtains onto the floor, and ran naked down the street.
Found by: Janice
Loveliest comment, by LMA: It absolutely looks like a colorized etching of the deathbed of fill-in-the-name-of-your-favorite-old-timey-President moments after said President’s body was hauled away in a horse-drawn hearse. Someone will bring in an embroidered sampler to “Antiques Roadshow” all sewn up in faded yarns depicting this scene and a carefully cross-stitched alphabet over it and the appraiser will say: “this is based on a famous etching of the Deathbed of President XXX and was sewn by a twelve year old girl, as you can see from the signature below, who attended Girls Finishing Academy in New Bedford, Connecticut. In the current condition, it’s worth about $25,000-$27,000 on the retail market. It’s a splendid piece and I thank you for bringing it in today.”
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